Eddie the Teddy

Hi! I’m Eddie the teddy! If you’re ready for a nap, then you’ve come to the right place!

Hey, Ash, I know you’re a baby warrior and all, but are teddy bears really fit for battle? We’re cuddlers, not fighters.

Whoa, baby, I think you got a D-5 class ten bomb of epic poopy proportions goin’ on in that nappy!

Ok, raise your paw if you’re ready for some milk and a bedtime story.