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Well, you see, the idea is to make the beast think we’re already dead, right?
It’s called playing dead. Dogs do it all the time.
So, it might have looked like I was napping during my guard duties, but I was actually playing dead because I thought I heard the beast coming.
It’s a win-win, like killing two birds with one stone!
Although I will admit, the snoring might have given me away.