Where’s the Bait?

Boy, am I glad you’re here! To be honest, I was about to call it quits and let the hydra spit-roast me for dinner…

But now, I can just kick back and let the hero save the day, right?

Oh no, what is that look on your face? There’s bad news? Hold on, where’s the bait? You’re not saying… I’m the bait?! You know what, forget it, just let the bloody beast eat me alive!