Can-Can with the Skincrawler
Here! Take cover! Alright. *Takes a deep breath* Keep your heads, everyone. That’s no mere un jeu d’enfant eh? Here’s …
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Master’s Machine
Y-yes! Right away master! *Brief pause* *Grunts* Ugh… it won’t budge! How do yo- Oh, wait. I think I get …
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Your Empty Wisdom
Shut up! Get out of my head! I’ve had enough of your idle blethering, your silly lessons, your empty wisdom! …
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The Big Red Button
It was the end of Earth as we knew it, and of course, it all came down to nuclear war. …
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Stand Your Ground
Stand your ground on this day. When they come marching, hold your formation. When they let their arrows fly, stand …
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People Destroy Everything
My home isn’t what it used to be. Lush green vegetation has become the dumping ground for their trash. They …
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Hooked
Oh, It’s over with Kate. I gave her exactly what she asked for, every detail, but it wasn’t enough. Maybe …
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Bubblegum Bandits
The Bubblegum Bandits are a ferocious bunch, and it takes days to get all that sticky gum off. They once …
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