Cut Throat Competition

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, they say.

Hah! Rubbish, let me tell you, darling, there is a certain… Objectivity to it.

I’ve been in this game long enough to tell back-alley from front-page.

Symmetry they say! Just that? Don’t make me laugh.

By the time those scientists catch up, I’ll have fielded one hundred more people, and discarded a thousand.

Your friend won’t make the cut, but you!

Oh, you will do nicely.