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The end is nigh for all who dwell in this mortal plane.
You need not worry; you need not cry, for the embrace of the eternal night is everlasting and comforting for all children of the way.
What way? Well, the way of Astral, of course! When she descends from the heavens, you will be devoured; this is true. But what a way to go. Consumed by the almighty everliver.
PRAISE THEE ASTRAL!