Sneezy the Socket

Achoo! Hello, I’m Sneezy the Socket, and I would allow you inside if I could only stop… Achoo! Sneezing.  

(Sniff) Excuse me. You don’t have a hanky, do you?

Wait a minute. I’m not feeling the tingly nose. Maybe you can pass through if you want to just – ACHOO!!

Nevermind. Unfortunately, you won’t be able to squeeze through if I can’t stop sneezing. So until somebody finds a – Achoo! – cure, there’s no hope for you.