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You want the Raygun X-6000, I promise you! Let me tell you why:
It has the kind of firepower that can annihilate entire armies. Honestly, I’d show you, but it wouldn’t be saf- ugh, satisfying without an army to crush.
It’s our most lightweight model yet! You’ll forget you even have it on you! No really, I accidentally took it home yester- ugh, not home, to the shooting range. Obviously.
Ok, want to know the best part? Hey, where are you going? I haven’t even… I’ll never shift this thing.