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I have been instructed to cordially invite you to the King’s Royal Court tomorrow for afternoon tea with her majesty, the Queen.
While this is not a formal event, proper attire is required and… ahem, I would recommend bathing.
A Royal Carriage will arrive to pick you up at eleven thirty sharp.
An R.S.V.P. is requested, and speaking on behalf of the misfortune of others, I strongly advise you accept this invitation.