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Dogs are good animals, loyal to a fault, smart for a trick or two; could teach one to rob some fellas.
You know why I don’t keep any dogs, Sheriff?
They’re a needy nuisance, invasive with no respect for privacy, and worst of all… they reek.
You’ve been sniffin’ around a little too intently for my taste, Sheriff.
An’ the scent of you has been startin’ t’ bother me.
But I won’t put you down.
No. I’ll merely give you another place to direct that nuisance of a nose.
Sound like a good deal, don’t it?