Spin the Wheel

Won’t you try your luck on the wheel of fortune, sir?

When at the carnival…  Just give the wheel a spin, and you could win a prize.

Yeah, good job!

Oh… a word of warning though, not all the prizes are favourable.

It could be cash, a pie to the face, sudden death, etcetera…

And the prize is…

Nothing… absolutely nothing.

Probably for the best, sir.