The Bogs of Despair

Not to worry, your Lordship, the young prince will never make it past the Bogs of Despair, I guarantee you that!

Please, give me one more chance! 

Let me go to him – he trusts me! 

I know the bogs more than anyone. 

I will get him so lost and turned around that he’ll have no other choice but to give up the journey and go home in defeat. 

Let me prove my loyalty to you!