Transmission from the Mothership
You have just received a transmission from the mothership. Lord Xiron and his army have captured your people and are …
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X Sport Tryouts
Attention all Extreme Sports Athletes; we are sorry to inform you that the Springfield tryouts for this year’s X Sport …
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Tidings of Darkness and Woe
The Great Destruction has overcome the inhabitants of Corothan. Who will be their saving grace? I bring tidings of darkness …
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Hateful Will
Be careful what you seek, son. When I was no older than you are now, they came from beyond our …
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Dear Robotico
Dear Robotico, if you’re receiving this transmission, it means that I didn’t make it back from the factory in one …
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The Royal Invitation
I have been instructed to cordially invite you to the King’s Royal Court tomorrow for afternoon tea with her majesty, …
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Eviction Notice
Eviction Notice: You are hereby notified to vacate this solar system within seventy-two earth hours, and you may not take …
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Those People They Call Outlaws
Y’ know Sofia? I can’t live like this. *sighs* When I see those people they call outlaws; they seem so …
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Duty in Lieu of Luxury
Attention all Mars Colonists of Sector 155731. You are all valued members of the Universal Expansion Effort Taskforce and represent …
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