Syd the Squid

Hey, it’s me, Syd the Squid! You’re looking good today, not a scale out of place!

Some say I’m slimy, but I say slime is grime! I prefer the term slick.

Geez, I’d give three tentacles for an algae shake right now…

My momma always said life is like a box of sardines… I forget why she said that.  

I’m not going near that boat; my cousin Fred did that and ended up as fried calamari!