Eddie the Teddy
Hi! I’m Eddie the teddy! If you’re ready for a nap, then you’ve come to the right place! Hey, Ash, …
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Where’s the Bait?
Boy, am I glad you’re here! To be honest, I was about to call it quits and let the hydra …
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Syd the Squid
Hey, it’s me, Syd the Squid! You’re looking good today, not a scale out of place! Some say I’m slimy, …
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I’m going to toy with you (ERO)
Wait until we’re home? No no, I don’t think I will. I like watching you squirm as your cheeks flush …
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Amnesia
What do you mean we’re lost? Like, I’m the one with amnesia. You’re the one who’s supposed to remember where …
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Playing Dead
Well, you see, the idea is to make the beast think we’re already dead, right? It’s called playing dead. Dogs …
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Security Patrol Dog
Hiya McGruff, I’m ready to become a Security Patrol Dog! Here’s why: My eyesight’s great. I can spot a fire …
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Murderous Freaks
Jesus Christ. I feel like a tween who’s walked into the adult section of a toy store. Who even thinks …
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I was Hungry!
What about detention? I’m not going to detention for eating in class – I was hungry! Do you think I’m …
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